Saving Throws:
Base saves:

Spell Resistance:

(Psionic) Power Resistance:

Miscellaneous immunities:

Languages: common, thieves' cant, druid, brownie, beastlands, centaur, dryad, elvish, faun, gnomish, all dragon, all giant, lizard man, manticore, nixie, pixie, sprite, Esperanto, treant,

Total wealth as coins/gems: infinity

skill	skill points spent	ranks	inherent ability modifier	bonus ability modifier	synergy bonus	skill check
Autohypnosis	2	1	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 688
Balance	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	+2	+1 507 689
Bluff	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Climb	10	10	+1 507 684	+6	—	+1 507 700
Concentration	25	25	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 712
Craft (alchemy)	1	1	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 688
Decipher Script	100	100	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 787
Diplomacy	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Disable Device	1	1	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 688
Disguise	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Escape Artist	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Forgery	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Gather Information	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Handle Animal	5	5	+1 507 681	+6	+2	+1 507 694
Heal	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Hide	30	30	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 717
Intimidate	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Intuit Direction	1	1	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 688
Jump	5	5	+1 507 684	+6	+2	+1 507 697
Knowledge (arcana)	1 000 000	1 000 000	+1 507 681	+6	—	+2 507 687
Knowledge (religion)	4 050	4 050	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 511 737
Knowledge (nature)	1	1	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 688
Knowledge (psionics)	4 000	4 000	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 511 687
Listen	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Move Silently	8	8	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 695
Open Lock	1	1	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 688
Perform	5	5	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 692
Psicraft	30	30	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 717
Remote View	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Ride (any)	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	+2	+1 507 689
Scry	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Search	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Sense Motive	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687
Sleight of Hand	1	1	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 688
Spellcraft	1 000 030	1 000 030	+1 507 681	+6	—	+2 507 717
Spot	20	20	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 707
Stabilize Self	2	1	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 688
Survival	10	5	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 692
Swim	0	0	+1 507 684	+6	—	+1 507 690
Tumble	30	30	+1 507 681	+6	+2	+1 507 719
Use Magic Device	1	1	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 688
Use Psionic Device	1	1	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 688
Use Rope	0	0	+1 507 681	+6	—	+1 507 687

General non-epic feats

feat	described in	times taken	effect summary
Improved Unarmed Strike	PHB	(free)	Unarmed strikes don't draw attacks of opportunity
Deflect Arrows	PHB	(free)	Reflex save to deflect hit by ranged weapon once per round
Improved Trip	PHB	(free)	Make free attack on opponent he just tripped
Stunning Fist	PHB	(free)	Monk level + 101 x/day, unarmed hit stuns for 1 round if save failed
Fists of Iron	CW	1	Charge unarmed strike w/+1d6 damage, counts as Stunning Fist
Circle Kick	S&F	1	On full attack, successful unarmed atk gains another vs. different target
Blind-Fight	PHB	1	Reroll concealment miss once, unseen attacker gets no bonus
Blindsight, 5-foot Radius	S&F	1	As blindsight exceptional ability in MM, except with shorter range
Combat Casting	PHB	1	+4 to Concentration checks for casting on the defensive
Close-Quarters Fighting	CW	1	Attack of opportunity vs. Improved Grab, plus see feat description
Dodge	PHB	1	+1 dodge bonus to AC vs. opponent designated during his action
Mobility	PHB	1	+4 dodge bonus to AC vs. attacks of opportunity he draws
Spring Attack	PHB	1	May move before and after attack action w/ melee weapon
Run	PHB	1	Run at 5x Speed instead of 4x, x1.25 running jump dist./height
Combat Expertise	PHB	1	Up to 5 attack bonus can be shifted to AC as a dodge bonus
Combat Reflexes	PHB	1	Make (Dex mod) attacks of opportunity per round, even flat-footed
Improved Initiative	PHB	1	+4 to all initiative checks
Improved Disarm	PHB	1	Disarm: opponent doesn't disarm him, no attack of opportunity
Power Attack	PHB	1	Up to (base attack bonus) can be shifted to damage
Cleave	PHB	1	One extra attack per round if target reduced below 0 hit points
Great Cleave	PHB	1	Cleave any number of times per round
Improved Sunder	PHB	1	Sunder gets +4 attack bonus, doesn't draw attack of opportunity
Improved Sunder	S&F	1	Striking opponent's weapon deals double damage
Weapon Focus	PHB	5	+1 AB with longsw, broadsw, dagger, longbow, and unarmed strike
Weapon Focus (Spells)	PHB/CA	2	+1 AB with ranged spells and touch spells
Weapon Specialization	PHB	3	+2 damage w/ longsword, broadsword, and dagger
Ranged Spell Specialization	CA	1	+2 damage w/ first shot of ranged spells if target within 30 feet
Touch Spell Specialization	CA	1	+2 damage w/ first attack of touch spells
Improved Critical	PHB	4	Double threat range with longsw, broadsw, dagger, and unarmed strike
Improved Critical (Spells)	PHB/CA	2	Double threat range with ranged spells and touch spells
Two-Weapon Fighting	PHB	1	Two weapon fighting penalties reduced by 2 (primary) and 6 (off hand)
Improved Two-Weapon Fighting	PHB	1	Second attack with off-hand weapon at -5
Greater Two-Weapon Fighting	PHB	1	Third attack with off-hand weapon at -10
Lightning Fists	S&F	1	Full Attack action may make 2 extra attacks, but all attacks at -5
Knock-Down	S&F	1	If inflicts 10+ melee damage, may trip-attack target as free action
Snatch Arrows	PHB	1	Deflect Arrows w/ free hand = catch, throw back as free action
Throw Anything	CW	1	May throw any weapon he can use (range increment 10 feet)
Death Blow	S&F	1	Coup de grace attack takes standard action, not full round action
Pin Shield	S&F	1	If atk vs. shield succeeds, make opportunity atk vs. no shield bonus
Pin Shield	CW	1	Give up off-hand atks, foe gets no shield AC bonus during your action
Off-Hand Parry	S&F	1	Trade all off-hand attacks w/small wpn for +2 dodge bonus to AC
Quick Draw	PHB	1	Draw any weapon as free action, draw hidden weapon as move action
Whirlwind Attack	PHB	1	As full attack action, may attack all opponents within 5 feet once
Point Blank Shot	PHB	1	+1 to Attack Bonus & damage within 30 feet with ranged weapons
Far Shot	PHB	1	Range increments x1.5 for projectile, x2 for thrown weapon
Precise Shot	PHB	1	No -4 penalty to ranged attack vs. opponents in melee
Shot on the Run	PHB	1	May move before and after attack action w/ ranged weapon
Rapid Shot	PHB	1	Extra ranged attack: takes full attack action, all shots at -2
Manyshot	PHB	1	Fire 2-4 arrows w/1 attack roll (at -2/arrow) at opponent within 30 ft.
Divine Might	DotF	1	Use 1 turning atmpt, add (Cha mod) to wpn dmg for (Cha mod) rounds
Quicken Turning	CD	1	May turn undead as a free action
Improved Familiar	T&B	1	Familiar can be nonstandard, such as a quasit, imp, or pseudodragon
Spell Focus	PHB	8	+1 DC to saves against spells cast from all 8 schools
Greater Spell Focus	PHB	8	Spell Focus DC bonus increases to +2 in all 8 schools
Spell Mastery	PHB	1	8576 different spells preparable without a spellbook
Spell Penetration	PHB	1	+2 on checks to overcome opponents' Spell Resistance
Greater Spell Penetration	PHB	1	Spell Penetration bonus increases to +4
Eschew Materials	PHB	1	Cast spells requiring less than 1 gp of materials, without materials
Improved Counterspell	PHB	1	May use other higher-level spell of same school to counterspell

Item creation non-epic feats

feat	described in	times taken	effect summary
Craft Staff	PHB	1	Make magic staves
Craft Wand	PHB	1	Make magic wands

Metamagic non-epic feats

metamagic feat	described in	times taken	effect summary
Empower Spell	PHB	1	Spell slot += 2 levels, increase its numeric effects by 1/2
Enlarge Spell	PHB	1	Spell slot += 1 level, double its range
Extend Spell	PHB	1	Spell slot += 1 level, double its duration
Heighten Spell	PHB	1	Raise spell's actual effective level in all ways, up to 9th level
Maximize Spell	PHB	1	Spell slot += 3 levels, maximize all its random effects
Quicken Spell	PHB	1	Spell slot += 4 levels, cast 1-round-or-less spell as a free action
Silent Spell	PHB	1	Spell slot += 1 level, no verbal components
Still Spell	PHB	1	Spell slot += 1 level, no somatic components
Widen Spell	PHB	1	Spell slot += 3 levels, double area/radius of effect
Chain Spell	CA	1	Spell slot += 3 levels, affects (caster lvl) secondary targets at reduced effect
Cooperative Spell	CA	1	If other casters cast same spell, increase save DC & peneration
Delay Spell	CA	1	Spell slot += 3 levels, activates up to 5 rounds later
Energy Substitution	CA	5	Change fire, cold, acid, electricity, or sonic to any of the other 4
Energy Admixture	CA	5	Spell slot += 4 levels, add any of the 5 energy types to damage
Persistent Spell	CA	1	Spell slot += 6 levels, non-instantaneous spell lasts 24 hours
Repeat Spell	CA	1	Spell slot += 3 levels, repeat spell effect on following round
Sanctum Spell	CA	1	Cast spell at +1 spell level inside sanctum, -1 spell level outside
Sculpt Spell	CA	1	Spell slot += 1 level, change area spell's shape
Split Ray	CA	1	Spell slot += 2 level, make any ray spell fire one more ray
Nonlethal Substitution	CA	1	Spell slot += 1 level, elemental spell does nonlethal damage
Twin Spell	CA	1	Spell slot += 4 levels, spell affects targets twice
Reach Spell	CD	1	Spell slot += 2 levels, touch-range spell becomes 30 foot ray
Sacred Spell	DotF	1	Spell slot += 2 levels, 1/2 divine spell's damage non-elemental

Psionic non-epic feats

psionic feat	times taken	effect summary
Combat Manifestation	1	+4 to Concentration checks for manifesting on the defensive
Psychic Bastion	1	+1 hardness vs. successful psionic attack, for 3 Power points
Psionic Dodge	1	If 5+ Power points in reserve, +1 dodge bonus to AC vs. 1 opponent
Great Sunder	1	If 5+ Power points in reserve, Sunder halves weapon's hardness
Psionic Weapon	1	Deal +1d4 damage w/ a melee weapon, for 1 Power point
Deep Impact	1	Melee weapon as touch attack, for 5 Power points
Psionic Fist	1	Deal +1d4 damage w/ unarmed strike, for 1 Power point
Unavoidable Strike	1	Unarmed strike as touch attack, for 5 Power points
Power Touch	1	If hand free, may make attack of opportunity with touch-range power
Power Penetration	1	+2 on checks to overcome opponents' Power Resistance
Greater Power Penetration	1	Power Penetration bonus increases to +4
Psionic Focus	6	+2 DC to saves against powers manifested from all 6 disciplines
Greater Psionic Focus	6	Psionic Focus DC bonus increases to +4 in all 6 disciplines
Improved Psicrystal	13	Psicrystal has all 14 personality fragment types
Enlarge Power	1	For +2 power points, double a power's range, +2 levels for its area
Extend Power	1	For +2 power points, double a power's duration
Heighten Power	1	Raise power's actual effective level in all ways, up to 9th level
Hide Power	5	For +2 power points, manifest power without one of its displays
Maximize Power	1	For +6 power points, maximize all of a power's random effects
Persistent Power	1	For +8 power points, non-instant fixed-range power lasts 24 hours
Quicken Power	1	For +8 power points, manifest 1-round-or-less power as free action
Twin Power	1	For +8 power points, power affects targets twice

General epic feats

epic feat	times taken	effect summary
Additional Magic Item Space: rings	30	Can wear more than 2 magic rings
Additional Magic Item Space: boots	1	Can wear more than 1 pair of magic boots
Additional Magic Item Space: gloves	1	Can wear more than 1 pair of magic gloves or gauntlets
Additional Magic Item Space: amulets	1	Can wear more than 1 brooch, amulet, necklace, periapt, or scarab
Additional Magic Item Space: bracers	1	Can wear more than 1 pair of magic bracers
Additional Magic Item Space: cloaks	3	Can wear more than 1 magic cloak, cape, or mantle
Additional Magic Item Space: robes	2	Can wear more than 1 magic robe
Additional Magic Item Space: helms	3	Can wear more than 1 magic headband, hat, or helmet
Damage Reduction	14 463 676	Damage reduction of 43 391 028/–
Fast Healing	10 000	Fast healing 30 000
Extended Life Span	50	Won't reach middle age until he's 1 038 years old
Blinding Speed	2 880	hasted for 14 400 rounds per day
Epic Speed	1	Speed increases by 30 feet, doesn't stack w/ magic
Epic Dodge	1	Designate opponent; if struck, avoid all damage once per round
Superior Initiative	1	Improved Initiative increased to +8
Dire Charge	1	On 1st round, may make full (not just 1) attack if charging
Improved Combat Reflexes	1	Make unlimited attacks of opportunity per round, even flat-footed
Improved Ki Strike	1	Unarmed attacks treated as epic weapons vs. damage reduction
Self-Concealment	5	Attacks against him have a 50% miss chance
Combat Archery	1	Firing a bow while threatened doesn't draw attacks of opportunity
Distant Shot	1	Attack w/ ranged weapon at any target in sight, no range penalty
Improved Manyshot	1	Manyshot, but up to (("base" attack bonus + 4) / 5) arrows
Storm of Throws	1	As full round action, throw 1 light weapon at all within 30 feet
Swarm of Arrows	1	As full round action, fire 1 arrow at all within 30 feet
Uncanny Accuracy	1	Negate ranged weapon target's non-total concealment or cover
Improved Whirlwind Attack	1	As standard action, may attack (base + epic attack bonus) / 5 targets
Perfect Two-Weapon Fighting	1	Attack as many times w/ off-hand weapon as w/ main weapon
Two-Weapon Rend	1	Opponent hit by 2 weapons takes smaller wpn +1.5x Str mod dmg
Spectral Strike	1	Attacks deal damage normally against incorporeal creatures
Epic Weapon Focus	4	+2 Attack Bonus w/ longsw, broadsw, dagger, and unarmed strike
Epic Weapon Focus (Spells)	4	+2 Attack Bonus w/ ray, energy missile, and touch spell
Epic Weapon Specialization	3	+4 damage w/ longsword, broadsword, and dagger
Overwhelming Critical	3	+1d6 damage on critical w/ longsword, broadsword, or dagger
Devastating Critical	3	Fort. save or die on critical w/ longsword, broadsword, or dagger
Shattering Strike	1	Concentration (instead of Str) check to break object unarmed
Righteous Strike	1	Unarmed strike is axiomatic (+2d6 vs. chaotic creatures)
Keen Strike	1	Unarmed strike may be keen (slashing, 18-20 threat range)
Vorpal Strike	1	Unarmed strike may be vorpal (slashing, decapitate on crit.)
Penetrate Damage Reduction	4	Melee attacks considered adamantine, mithral, silver, and cold iron
Exceptional Deflection	1	As Deflect Arrows, vs. any ranged attack (add spell level to DC)
Infinite Deflection	1	As Deflect Arrows, any number of times per round
Reflect Arrows	1	All Deflected attacks reflected on attacker at his "base" AB
Improved Darkvision	1	Darkvision has double range
Polyglot	1	Speaks, reads, and writes all languages
Planar Turning	1	Turn outsiders as if undead (TR = 1/2 creature's SR)
Positive Energy Aura	1	Turn/destroy all undead within 15 feet w/90- HD automatically
Bonus Domain	20	Adds access to all 20 domains' spells to the 2 he chose
Spontaneous Domain Access	22	Convert prepared cleric spell into any of the 22 domains' spells
Improved Alignment-Based Casting	4	Cast from all 4 alignment domains at +3 caster level
Master Staff	1	Use spell slot instead of charge to activate a staff
Master Wand	1	Use spell slot instead of charge to activate a wand
Multispell	10	Cast 10 more quickened spells per round
Improved Spell Capacity	1 000	cast wizard & clerical spells of up to 509th level
Epic Spellcasting	1	May cast (Knowledge ranks / 10) epic spells per day
Epic Spell Penetration	1	Spell Penetration bonus increases to +6
Epic Spell Focus	8	Spell Focus DC bonus increases to +6 in all 8 schools
Improved Combat Casting	1	Casting spells when threatened doesn't draw attacks of opportunity
Spell Opportunity	1	May make an attack of opportunity with a touch spell
Spellcasting Harrier	1	Threatened casters at -1/2 his level on Concentration check
Ignore Material Components	1	Spellcasting needs no material components (still needs foci)
Improved Metamagic	6	Reduce all metamagic feat level-slot increases by 6 (minimum +1)
Automatic Quicken Spell	3	Quicken 9th-or-less level spells without using higher slot
Automatic Silent Spell	3	Cast 9th-or-less level spells silently without using higher slot
Automatic Still Spell	3	Still 9th-or-less level spells without using higher slot

Metamagic epic feats

epic feat	times taken	effect summary
Improved Heighten Spell	1	Raise spell's actual effective level in all ways, above 9th level
Intensify Spell	1	Spell slot += 7 levels, maximize then double its effects
Enhance Spell	9	Spell slot += 4 levels, increase its damage cap by 10/5 dice, up to 9x

Psionically-flavored versions of epic feats

epic feat	times taken	effect summary
Automatic Quicken Power	3	Quicken 9th-or-less level powers without using more power points
Enhance Power	9	For +8 power pts, increase power's damage cap by 10/5 dice, up to 9x
Epic Psionic Focus	6	Psionic Focus DC bonus increases to +6 in all 6 disciplines
Epic Power Penetration	1	Power Penetration bonus increases to +6
Epic Manifesting	1	May manifest (Knowledge (psionics) ranks / 10) epic powers per day
Improved Combat Manifestation	1	Manifesting powers when threatened doesn't draw attacks of opportunity
Improved Heighten Power	1	Raise power's actual effective level in all ways, above 9th level
Improved Metapsionics	6	Reduce all metapsionic feat power-point increases by 12 (minimum +2)
Intensify Power	1	For +14 power points, maximize then double a power's effects
Multipower	10	Manifest 10 more quickened powers per round
Power Knowledge	114	+228 psionic Powers Discovered

• Primary discipline: Telepathy
• Base power points per day: 343
• Bonus power points per day:
  • +15 076 810 power points per day from inherent Charisma
  • +30 power points per day from cloak of epic charisma
• Total power points per day: 15 077 183
• Attack modes: all five
• Defense modes: all five
• Psicrystal:
  • AC: 13
  • Hit points: 20
  • Hardness: 4948
  • Intelligence: 4955
  • Power Resistance: 10 005
  • Psicrystal Power epic feats: 998
  • Sighted
  • Empathic and telepathic link out to one mile
  • Self-propelling for 1 power point per day
  • Speak with other creatures
  • Sight link once per day for up to 1 hour, range 1 mile
  • Owner may manifest powers through crystal if within 1 mile

Permanent spells: comprehend languages, darkvision, detect magic, protection from arrows, read magic, see invisibility, tongues, and resistance.

Wizard spell preparation capabilities

	0th	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	5th	6th	7th	8th	9th	10th	11th	...
base	4	4	4	4	4	4	4	4	4	4	1	1	1
rings of wizardry	—	4	4	4	4	4	4	4	4	4	—	—	—
inherent Intelligence	—	376 921	376 920	376 920	376 920	376 920	376 919	376 919	376 919	376 919	376 919	376 919	...
headband of epic intellect	—	1	2	2	1	1	2	2	1	1	2	2	...
TOTAL	4	376 930	376 930	376 930	376 929	376 929	376 929	376 929	376 928	376 928	376 922	376 922	...

Note: Even though his epic major artifact small shield has the animated power, it still imposes a 5% arcane spell failure chance on him.

Chosen clerical domains: Healing, Protection
(All 20 other domains added via the Bonus Domain feat)

Cleric spell preparation capabilities

	0th	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	5th	6th	7th	8th	9th	10th	11th	...
base	6	5+1	5+1	5+1	5+1	5+1	5+1	4+1	4+1	4+1	1	1	1
inherent Wisdom	—	376 921	376 920	376 920	376 920	376 920	376 919	376 919	376 919	376 919	376 919	376 919	...
periapt of epic wisdom	—	1	2	2	1	1	2	2	1	1	2	2	...
TOTAL	6	376 927+1	376 927+1	376 927+1	376 926+1	376 926+1	376 926+1	376 925+1	376 924+1	376 924+1	376 922	376 922	...

Weapon proficiencies and specializations:
Proficient with all simple weapons
Proficient with all martial weapons
Weapon Focus: longsword, broadsword, dagger, longbow, unarmed strike, ray, energy missile, touch attack
Weapon Specialization: longsword, broadsword, dagger
Epic Weapon Focus: longsword, broadsword, dagger, unarmed strike, ray, energy missile, touch attack
Epic Weapon Specialization: longsword, broadsword, dagger

Armor Class:

Attack Bonus:

Damage adjustments:

Inherent hit points: 109 109 045 070 667
Total hit points: 109 109 479 281 085
Regeneration:

THE UNBELIEVABLE LONGSWORD:* +infinity acidic-blast fiery-blast icy-blast lightning-blast sonic-blast everything-dread everdancing holy-power lawful-power defending flaming frost shock ghost-touch keen mighty-cleaving spell-storing throwing everything-bane flaming-burst icy-burst shocking-burst thundering vorpal lucky charged dissipater impact sundering power-storing parrying suppression body-feeder mind-feeder soul-feeder mindcrusher manifester coup-de-grace longsword of speed and wounding.  Intelligence infinity, Wisdom infinity, Charisma infinity, speech and telepathy, read all languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; Ego infinity.
    Languages Spoken:
all of them
    Primary Abilities:
all of them, infinity times per day, infinite range, infinite effectiveness
    Extraordinary Powers:
all of them, infinity times per day
    Awesome Powers:
all of them, infinity times per day
    Special Purposes:
all of them: all special purpose powers, an infinite number of times

THE UNBELIEVABLE BALLISTA:* +infinity aicid-blast distant-shot fiery-blast icy-blast lightning-blast sonic-blast unerring-accuracy everything-dread holy-power lawful-power flaming shock frost flaming-burst icy-burst shocking-burst everything-bane impact charged suppression psychokinetic-burst dislocator great-dislocator manifester coup-de-grace ballista of distance and speed.  Intelligence infinity, Wisdom infinity, Charisma infinity, speech and telepathy, read all languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; Ego infinity.
    Languages, Abilities, Powers, and Special Purposes:
Same as The Unbelievable Longsword.

THE UNBELIEVABLE BROADSWORD:* +infinity acidic-blast fiery-blast icy-blast lightning-blast sonic-blast everything-dread everdancing holy-power lawful-power defending flaming frost shock ghost-touch keen mighty-cleaving spell-storing throwing everything-bane flaming-burst icy-burst shocking-burst thundering vorpal lucky charged dissipater impact sundering power-storing parrying suppression body-feeder mind-feeder soul-feeder mindcrusher manifester coup-de-grace broadsword of speed and wounding.  Intelligence infinity, Wisdom infinity, Charisma infinity, speech and telepathy, read all languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; Ego infinity.
    Languages, Abilities, Powers, and Special Purposes:
Same as The Unbelievable Longsword.

THE UNBELIEVABLE DAGGER:* +infinity acidic-blast fiery-blast icy-blast lightning-blast sonic-blast everything-dread everdancing holy-power lawful-power defending flaming frost shock ghost-touch keen mighty-cleaving spell-storing throwing everything-bane flaming-burst icy-burst shocking-burst thundering vorpal lucky charged dissipater impact sundering power-storing parrying suppression body-feeder mind-feeder soul-feeder mindcrusher manifester coup-de-grace dagger of speed and wounding.  Intelligence infinity, Wisdom infinity, Charisma infinity, speech and telepathy, read all languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; Ego infinity.
    Languages, Abilities, Powers, and Special Purposes:
Same as The Unbelievable Longsword.

THE OTHER UNBELIEVABLE DAGGER:* +infinity acidic-blast fiery-blast icy-blast lightning-blast sonic-blast everything-dread everdancing holy-power lawful-power defending flaming frost shock ghost-touch keen mighty-cleaving spell-storing throwing everything-bane flaming-burst icy-burst shocking-burst thundering vorpal lucky charged dissipater impact sundering power-storing parrying suppression body-feeder mind-feeder soul-feeder mindcrusher manifester coup-de-grace dagger of speed and wounding.  Intelligence infinity, Wisdom infinity, Charisma infinity, speech and telepathy, read all languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; Ego infinity.
    Languages, Abilities, Powers, and Special Purposes:
Same as The Unbelievable Longsword.

THE UNBELIEVABLE PAIR OF GAUNTLETS:* +infinity acidic-blast fiery-blast icy-blast lightning-blast sonic-blast everything-dread everdancing holy-power lawful-power defending flaming frost shock ghost-touch mighty-cleaving spell-storing throwing everything-bane flaming-burst icy-burst shocking-burst thundering lucky charged dissipater impact sundering power-storing parrying suppression body-feeder mind-feeder soul-feeder mindcrusher manifester coup-de-grace gauntlets of speed, wounding, disruption, and mighty disruption.  Intelligence infinity, Wisdom infinity, Charisma infinity, speech and telepathy, read all languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; Ego infinity.
    Languages, Abilities, Powers, and Special Purposes:
Same as The Unbelievable Longsword.

THE OTHER UNBELIEVABLE PAIR OF GAUNTLETS:* +infinity acidic-blast fiery-blast icy-blast lightning-blast sonic-blast everything-dread everdancing holy-power lawful-power defending flaming frost shock ghost-touch mighty-cleaving spell-storing throwing everything-bane flaming-burst icy-burst shocking-burst thundering wounding lucky charged dissipater impact sundering power-storing parrying suppression body-feeder mind-feeder soul-feeder mindcrusher manifester coup-de-grace gauntlets of speed, wounding, disruption, and mighty disruption.  Intelligence infinity, Wisdom infinity, Charisma infinity, speech and telepathy, read all languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; Ego infinity.
    Languages, Abilities, Powers, and Special Purposes:
Same as The Unbelievable Longsword.

THE UNBELIEVABLE HEAVY LANCE:* +infinity acidic-blast fiery-blast icy-blast lightning-blast sonic-blast everything-dread everdancing holy-power lawful-power defending flaming frost shock ghost-touch mighty-cleaving spell-storing throwing everything-bane flaming-burst icy-burst shocking-burst thundering lucky charged dissipater impact sundering power-storing parrying suppression body-feeder mind-feeder soul-feeder mindcrusher manifester coup-de-grace heavy lance of speed and wounding.  Intelligence infinity, Wisdom infinity, Charisma infinity, speech and telepathy, read all languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; Ego infinity.
    Languages, Abilities, Powers, and Special Purposes:
Same as The Unbelievable Longsword.

Non-epic:
maul of the titans
mattock of the titans

Epic:
+6 horseman's mace
+6 horseman's military pick
+6 katana
+6 long bow
100 +infinity everdancing defending body-feeder mind-feeder longswords of speed

Epic:
+infinity great-power-resistance-(27) great-spell-resistance-(27) great-reflection great-invulnerability-(25/+5) acid-warding cold-warding fire-warding lightning-warding sonic-warding animated bashing blinding ghost-touch hearten ranged thought-bastion wall mindarmor linked vanishing manifester aporter greater-reinforcement time-buttress small adamantine shield of infinite exceptional arrow deflection and heavy fortification*

staff of the magi (50 charges)
sphere of annihilation

Non-epic: x-ray vision, regeneration, shooting stars, wizardry I, wizardry II, wizardry III, wizardry IV, swimming, air elemental command, earth elemental command, fire elemental command, water elemental command, telekinesis, spell turning, freedom of movement, sustenance, animal friendship, blinking, chameleon power, mind shielding, and jumping.

Epic: protection +10, universal elemental immunity*, adamant law, wizardry V, wizardry VI, wizardry VII, wizardry VIII, wizardry IX, virtuous good, sequestering, and weaponbreaking.

Non-epic:
rod of absorption (50 spell levels still absorbable, 0 spell levels absorbed)
50 rods of cancellation
rod of lordly might

Non-epic:
staff of power (50 charges)

Non-epic:
scroll of 10 destruction spells (caster level 13th)

Non-epic:
torc of psionic might

Non-epic:
amulet of proof against detection and location
boots of speed
boots of striding and springing
helm of brilliance
helm of telepathy
helm of teleportation
two portable holes
crystal ball with true seeing
2 400 pearls of power:

Epic:
periapt of epic wisdom +12
gloves of epic dexterity +12
cloak of epic charisma +12
headband of epic intellect +12
bracers of relentless might
bracers of epic armor +15
amulet of epic natural armor +10
cloak of epic resistance +10

Name: The Unbelievable Brownie
Original name: Homer

Character Abilities

ability	natural score	inherent bonuses	inherent score	inherent modifier	bonuses	score	modifier
Strength	23	+5 from 5 wishes	28	+9	+12 enhancement from bracers of relentless might	40	+15
Intelligence	55	+5 from 5 wishes	60	+25	+12 enhancement from headband of epic intellect	72	+31
Wisdom	18	+5 from 5 wishes	23	+6	+12 enhancement from periapt of epic wisdom	35	+12
Dexterity	18	+5 from 5 wishes	23	+6	+12 enhancement from gloves of epic dexterity	35	+12
Constitution	18	+5 from 5 wishes	23	+6	+12 enhancement from bracers of relentless might	35	+12
Charisma	18	+5 from 5 wishes	23	+6	+12 enhancement from cloak of epic charisma	35	+12

Hit dice: 411 062
Hit points: 1 762 133 604
Regeneration: fast healing 3 (from ring of rapid healing)

Armor Class:

Weapons: The Unbelievable Short Sword, The Other Unbelievable Short Sword
Base attack bonus: +20/+15/+10/+5 (from master)
5 attacks/round in main hand, AB +infinity, infinite damage
4 attacks/round in off hand, AB +infinity, infinite damage

Saving throws:

Flat-footed: never
Speed: 30, x2 with boots of striding and springing
Damage Reduction: 10/+5 (ring of weaponbreaking)
Spell Resistance: 10 005 (from being a 10 000th level wizard's familiar)
Elemental Resistance: ring of universal elemental immunity

Languages: Brownie, Elvish, Pixieish, Sprite, Halfling, Common

Has all of its master's skills, according to p. 51 of the PHB

Feats:

Permanent spells: comprehend languages, darkvision, detect magic, protection from arrows, read magic, see invisibility, tongues, and resistance.

THE UNBELIEVABLE SHORT SWORD:* +infinity acidic-blast fiery-blast icy-blast lightning-blast sonic-blast everything-dread everdancing holy-power lawful-power defending flaming frost shock ghost-touch keen mighty-cleaving spell-storing throwing everything-bane flaming-burst icy-burst shocking-burst thundering wounding vorpal lucky charged dissipater impact sundering power-storing parrying suppression body-feeder mind-feeder soul-feeder mindcrusher manifester coup-de-grace shortsword of speed.  Intelligence infinity, Wisdom infinity, Charisma infinity, speech and telepathy, read all languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; Ego infinity.
    Languages, Abilities, Powers, and Special Purposes:
Same as The Unbelievable Longsword.

THE OTHER UNBELIEVABLE SHORT SWORD:* +infinity acidic-blast fiery-blast icy-blast lightning-blast sonic-blast everything-dread everdancing holy-power lawful-power defending flaming frost shock ghost-touch keen mighty-cleaving spell-storing throwing everything-bane flaming-burst icy-burst shocking-burst thundering wounding vorpal lucky charged dissipater impact sundering power-storing parrying suppression body-feeder mind-feeder soul-feeder mindcrusher manifester coup-de-grace shortsword of speed.  Intelligence infinity, Wisdom infinity, Charisma infinity, speech and telepathy, read all languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; Ego infinity.
    Languages, Abilities, Powers, and Special Purposes:
Same as The Unbelievable Longsword.

Other Items the Unbelievable Brownie has:

Non-epic:
amulet of proof against detection and location
ring of wizardry I
ring of wizardry II
ring of wizardry III
ring of wizardry IV
ring of regeneration
scarab of protection
dust of appearence (50 containers)
dust of disappearance (50 containers)
necklace of adaptation
10 lavender-and-green ioun stones
helm of telepathy
helm of brilliance
portable hole
amulet of the planes
boots of striding and springing
boots of speed

Epic:
ring of rapid healing
ring of weaponbreaking
ring of universal elemental immunity
ring of epic protection +10
cloak of epic resistance +10
periapt of epic wisdom +12
gloves of epic dexterity +12
cloak of epic charisma +12
headband of epic intellect +12
bracers of relentless might
+infinity full plate armor of heavy fortification
100 +infinity defending everdancing shortswords of speed

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