UNBELIEVABLE SWORD:

PURE REVISED 2nd EDITION VERSION

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Race: Human
Alignment: lawful good
Patron Deity: God II
Religion: Lawful-Goodism
Place of origin: Central Earth
Birth date: 12 years after the IUDC
Hair color: jet black
Eye color: blue
Sex: M
Relations: Son of Ridiculous Sword and Jimmy, nephew of Disgusting Sword and Gross Sword, grandson of Ringman and the late Sick Sword.
Place of residence: small keep
City of residence: Town

Character Abilities:
Strength: 25*
Intelligence: 25
Wisdom: 25
Dexterity: 25
Constitution: 25
Charisma: 25

Character classes

CLASS	LEVEL	x.p. before 10% bonuses	hit points gained	PSPs gained	weapon proficiency slots	non-weapon proficiency slots
Druid	20th	5 000 000	112	2437	7	30
Bard	30th	3 909 091	+80	+116	9	10
Ranger	39th	8 454 545	+153	+152	17	16
Fighter	48th	9 090 910	+153	+188	20	19
Thief	58th	9 600 000	+80	+228	16	17
Cleric	67th	12 068 182	+90	+264	18	26
Illusionist	77th	22 840 909	+60	+304	13	29
Abjurer	87th	26 250 000	+60	+344	15	33
Conjurer	97th	29 659 091	+60	+384	17	36
Diviner	107th	33 068 182	+60	+424	18	39
Enchanter	117th	36 477 273	+60	+464	20	43
Necromancer	127th	39 886 363	+60	+504	22	46
Transmuter	137th	43 295 455	+60	+544	23	49
Invoker	147th	46 704 546	+60	+584	25	53
Paladin	156th	40 363 637	+153	+620	56	55
Psionicist	165th	42 272 728	+72	+3340	35	58
Weapons Master	97 000th	48 494 750 001	+290 601	+387 996	32 334	32 336
Mage	97 010th	33 306 818 182	+60	+388 036	16 169	32 340
TOTALS		82 210 509 095	292 034	786 929	48 833	65 235

Movement:

• Base movement rate on foot: 24 (boots of speed)
• Adjustments to movement rate on foot:
  • permanent potion of speed at 150% effectiveness: x2.5
  • the Unbelievable Long Sword (27:4): x2
  • the Unbelievable Ballista (27:4): x2
  • the Unbelievable Broad Sword (27:4): x2
  • the Unbelievable Dagger (27:4): x2
  • the Other Unbelievable Dagger (27:4): x2
  • the Unbelievable Pair of Gloves (27:4): x2
  • the Other Unbelievable Pair of Gloves (27:4): x2
  • the Unbelievable Heavy Lance (27:4): x2
  • the Bracer of Unbelievable Defense (27:4): x2
• Movement rate on foot after adjustments: 30 720

Saving Throws:

• Base saves:
  • Paralyzation, Poison, or Death Magic: 2
  • Rod, Staff, or Wand: 3
  • Perification or Polymorph: 4
  • Breath Weapon: 4
  • Spell: 4
  • Evocation spells that normally allow no saving throw: 18
  • Other spells that normally allow no saving throw: 20
  • Poison that normally allows no saving throw: 13
• General adjustments:
  • +30* from 31:12
  • +2# from being a paladin
  • +1# from being a weapons master
  • +3 (in a 5' radius) from ring of protection
  • +1 from stone of good luck
  • +5 from cloak of protection
  • +1 from white robe of the archmagi
  • +1 from robe of stars
  • +2 from staff of power
  • +2 from brownie familiar
  • +1* from luck blade power of Unbelievable Longsword
  • +3@ from permanent potion of invulnerability at 150% effectiveness
  • vs. spell: +2 from scarab of protection
  • vs. spell: +2 from staff of the magi
• Saves after general adjustments:
  • Paralyzation, Poison, or Death Magic: -50
  • Rod, Staff, or Wand: -49
  • Perification or Polymorph: -48
  • Breath Weapon: -48
  • Spell: -52
  • Evocation spells that normally allow no saving throw: -38
  • Other spells that normally allow no saving throw: -36
  • Poison that normally allows no saving throw: 13
• Special Adjustments: +6 vs. Dexterity-based saves#, +4 vs. will force#, +1 vs. spells cast from same school#, +2 vs. fire and electricity (druid)#, +6 vs. fire (potion of fire resistance at 150% effectiveness)@, +4 vs. fire (ring of fire elemental command), +4 vs. fire (33:14)*, -2 vs. fire, petrification, water, cold, and electricity (rings of elemental command), +4 vs. evocation spells that normally allow a saving throw (gem of retaliation), +2 vs. cold (ring of warmth), +4 vs. poison (periapt).

Magic resistance (source): 5% (robe of the archmagi), +200% (24:12)*, +50% in a 5' radius (holy sword)*, +30% (amulet); TOTAL: 285%.
(* = magic resistance is bestowed by an Artifact)

Adjustments to special damage received:

• Fire or heat damage (source):
  • -3 from each die of damage (permanent potion of fire resistance at 150% effectiveness)@
  • -2 from each die of damage (ring of fire elemental command)
  • Reduced by 50% (33:14)*
• Cold damage (source):
  • -1 from each die of damage (ring of warmth)
  • Reduced by 50% (fur of warmth)
• Dragon breath (source):
  • Reduced by 50% (ring of resistance to breath weapons)

Immunities:

• Immunities bestowed by artifacts (table:entry): normal cold (24:11), normal fire/heat (33:14), gas (24:5), electricity (24:15), level draining (24:16), illusions (24:17), polymorph/shape changing (24:19), petrification (24:20), poison (24:13), paralysis/hold (24:10), magical fear (24:4), mental magic (24:9), psionics (24:8), magic missiles (24:7).
• Immunities bestowed by permanent potions: acid.
• Immunities bestowed by other magical means (source): surprise (robe of eyes, brownie familiar), charm, suggestion, non-dragon breath weapons (ring of resistance to breath weapons).
• Immunities to magic bestowed by wisdom score: cause fear, charm person, command, friends, hypnotism, forget, hold person, ray of enfeeblement, scare, fear, charm monster, confusion, emotion, fumble, suggestion, chaos, feeblemind, hold monster, magic jar, quest, geas, mass suggestion, rod of rulership, antipathy/sympathy, death spell, mass charm.
• Other immunities not bestowed by magical means (source): diseases that aren't curses (paladin), illusions through 7th level (intelligence), charm spells cast by woodland creatures (druid), fear when wielding a proficient melee weapon (weapons master).

Languages: common, thieves' cant, druid, brownie, beastlands, centaur, dryad, elvish, faun, gnomish, all dragon, all giant, lizard man, manticore, nixie, pixie, sprite, Esperanto, treant,

Psionics:

• Psionic Strength Points: 786 929
• Defense modes: all five (each at +1 to PS)
• Primary discipline: Telepathy
• Other disciplines: all
• Devotions: (25 at +1 to PS)
  • Clairsentience: ALL
  • Psychokinesis: ALL
  • Psychometabolism: ALL
  • Psychoportation: ALL
  • Telepathy: ALL
  • Metapsionics: ALL
• Sciences: (10 at +1 to PS)
  • Clairsentience: ALL
  • Psychokinesis: ALL
  • Psychometabolism: ALL
  • Psychoportation: ALL
  • Telepathy: ALL
  • Metapsionics: ALL

Non-weapon proficiencies known: all 61 from the PHB, plus the 4 from The Complete Psionics Handbook
Total wealth as coins/gems: billions!
Total experience points "earned": 82 210 509 095, before 10% bonuses

Permanent Potions: [all at 150% effectiveness, if applicable]
     all animal control, clairaudience, clairvoyance, evil dragon control, good dragon control, ESP, fire resistance, flying, hill giant control, stone giant control, frost giant control, fire giant control, cloud giant control, storm giant control, storm giant strength, elf half-elf and human control, humanoid control, invulnerability, levitation, oil of slipperiness, philter of persuasiveness, plant control, polymorph self, speed, treasure finding, ghast control, ghost control, ghoul control, shadow control, skeleton control, spectre control, wight control, wraith control, vampire control, zombie control, water breathing, fire breath, rainbow hues, oil of acid resistance, oil of fire elemental invulnerability, oil of air elemental invulnerability, oil of earth elemental invulnerability, oil of water elemental invulnerability, ventriloquism, vitality, and elasticity.

Weapon proficiencies and specializations:
Fighter weapon of grand mastery: long bow.
Weapons master weapons of grand mastery (quadruple specialization):

   blowgun             composite long bow  composite short bow  short bow
   hand crossbow       heavy crossbow      light crossbow       dart
   harpoon             javelin             heavy horse lance    light horse lance
   jousting lance      falchion            rapier               sabre
   medium horse lance  mancatcher          awl pike             bardiche
   bec de corbin       bill-guisarme       fauchard             fauchard-fork
   glaive              glaive-guisarme     guisarme             guisarme-voulge
   halberd             hook fauchard       lucern hammer        military fork
   partisan            ranseur             spetum               voulge
   sling               staff sling         two-handed sword     trident
   ballista            bola                net                  long spear
   battle axe          club                dagger               footman's flail
   footman's mace      footman's pick      hand axe             horseman's flail
   horseman's mace     horseman's pick     knife                morning star
   quarterstaff        scourge             sickle               spear
   bastard sword       broad sword         khopesh              long sword
   scimitar            short sword         warhammer            whip
   katana              maul                mattock              rod
   belaying pin        cestus              chain                parrying dagger
   gaff/hook           lasso               main-gauche          sap
   stiletto            claymore            cutlass              drusus

Armor Class:

• BASE:
  conscious: A.C. -32335# (weapons master)
  unconscious: A.C. 2* (Bracer of Unbelievable Defense)
• Adjustments:
  • dexterity defensive adjustment: NONE
  • ring of protection: +6
  • cloak of protection: +5
  • staff of power: +2
  • the Bracer of Unbelievable Defense: +60*
  • the Unbelievable Longsword: +2*
  • the Unbelievable Pair of Gloves: +2*
  • the Unbelievable Heavy Lance: +2*
  • permanent potion of invulnerability at 150% effectiveness: +3@
  • boots of speed: +2 (when fast movement is possible)
• TOTAL:
  AC -32419 conscious
  AC -80 unconscious
• Special circumstances:
  • versus good: +2
  • versus evil: +2
  • while parrying (weapons master level / 2 + 1): +48 501#
  • left defender, vs. melee weapon, up to: +6* (must be conscious)
  • right defender, vs. melee weapon, up to: +6* (must be conscious)

THAC0:

• Base THAC0: -96 979 (97 000th level weapons master)
• To-hit adjustments:
  • +6* from weapon's plus
  • +5# at range from dexterity (also in melee with weapon of proficiency)
  • +7# in melee from strength
  • +3* in melee with weapon of thunderbolts (from gauntlets of ogre power)
  • +1# in melee with weapon of specialization
  • +2# in melee with weapon of double specialization
  (# = to-hit adjustment is not magical in nature)
  (* = to-hit adjustment derives from an Artifact)
• Total to-hit adjustments and resulting THAC0s:
  • +6 double-specialized melee weapon of thunderbolts: +24 (THAC0 = -97003)
  • specialized melee weapon of thunderbolts: +16 +plus (THAC0 = -96995 -plus)
  • proficient melee weapon of thunderbolts: +15 +plus (THAC0 = -96994 -plus)
  • double-specialized melee weapon: +15 +plus (THAC0 = -96994 -plus)
  • specialized melee weapon: +13 +plus (THAC0 = -96992 -plus)
  • other proficient melee weapon: +12 +plus (THAC0 = -96991 -plus)
  • +6 ranged weapon: +11 (THAC0 = -96990)

Damage adjustments:
   x2 damage dice* with any weapon of thunderbolts
   +6* from weapon's plus
   +14# in melee or with missiles (other than crossbows and bows that aren't specially made) from strength
   +6* in melee with weapon of thunderbolts (from gauntlets of ogre power)
   +18@ with hand-held or thrown weapons from permanent potion of storm giant strength at 150% effectiveness
   +48500# in melee with proficient weapon from weapons master level
   +2# in melee with weapon of specialization
   +1# in melee with weapon of double specialization/mastery
   next higher sized damage dice# in melee with weapon of quadruple specialization/grand mastery
(# = damage adjustment is not magical in nature)
(@ = damage adjustment derives from a permanent potion)
(* = damage adjustment derives from an Artifact)
Totals:
   +6 double-specialized melee weapon of thunderbolts: +48547
   specialized melee weapon of thunderbolts: +48540 +plus
   proficient melee weapon of thunderbolts: +48538 +plus
   double-specialized melee weapon: +48535 +plus
   specialized melee weapon: +48534 +plus
   other proficient melee weapon: +48532 +plus
   +6 thrown weapon: +36
   +6 specially-made bow: +20 +arrow's plus
   other +6 ranged weapon: +6

Melee attacks per round:

• Base attacks per melee round:
  • against creatures with less than 1 hit die: 97 000
  • with a melee weapon of grand mastery (quadruple specialization): 6
  • with other melee weapons of specialization: 5
  • with other melee weapons of proficiency: 4
  • with non-proficient melee weapons: 2 (1 in the off-hand)
• Adjustments:
  • x2 when wielding an artifact weapon (12:5).
  • x2 when wielding an artifact weapon in the other hand (12:5).
  • x2.5 from permanent potion of speed at 150% effectiveness.
  • +1 with any weapon of speed (applied after all other adjustments).
• Total attacks per melee round after adjustments:
  • 970 001 in each hand against creatures with less than 1 hit die with artifact weapons of speed.
  • 242 500 in each hand against creatures with less than 1 hit die with other weapons.
  • 61 in each hand with artifact quadruple-specialized weapons of speed.
  • 15 in each hand with other quadruple-specialized weapons.
  • 12½ (25/2) in each hand with other specialized weapons.
  • 10 in each hand with other proficient weapons.
  • 5 in main hand with non-proficient weapons.
  • 2½ (5/2) in off hand with non-proficient weapons.

Hit points: 292 034
Regeneration:

• 1 h.p. per turn from constitution#
• 1 h.p. per turn from ring of regeneration
• 2 h.p. per turn from the Unbelievable Pair of Gloves (31:8)*
• 2 h.p. per turn from the Unbelievable Heavy Lance (31:8)*
• 2 h.p. per turn from the Bracer of Unbelievable Defense (31:8)*
• 1 h.p. of cold damage/turn from ring of warmth
• x2 from the Bracer of Unbelievable Defense (23:1)*
• 1/2 melee attack damage from vampiric ring of regeneration.

Permanent spells: comprehend langauges, detect disease, detect evil, detect good, detect invisibility, detect life, detect magic, infravision, past life, protection from cantrips, protection from evil, protection from good, protection from hunger and thirst, protection from normal missiles, protection from paralysis, read magic, tongues, and unseen servant.

Wizard spell memorization capabilities by level and class

CLASS	casting level	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	5th	6th	7th	8th	9th	True dweomers
mage	97 010th	62335	62335	62335	62335	62333	62333	62333	62333	62333	4
abjurer	87th	53	53	53	53	53	53	53	51	51	4
conjurer	97th	61	61	61	61	59	59	59	57	57	4
diviner	107th	67	67	67	67	65	65	65	65	65	4
enchanter	117th	73	73	73	73	73	73	73	71	71	4
illusionist	77th	47	47	47	47	45	45	45	45	45	4
invoker	147th	93	93	93	93	93	93	93	91	91	4
necromancer	127th	81	81	81	81	79	79	79	77	77	4
transmuter	137th	87	87	87	87	85	85	85	85	85	4
bard	30th	6	6	6	6	5	5	5	1

Maximum wizard spells memorizable within each school

WIZARD SCHOOL	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	5th	6th	7th	8th	9th
abjuration	62764	62764	62764	62764	62757	62757	62757	62743	62742
conjuration/summon.	62738	62738	62738	62738	62729	62729	62729	62717	62716
greater divination	62836	62836	62836	62836	62827	62827	62827	62815	62814
enchantment/charm	62724	62724	62724	62724	62715	62715	62715	62705	62704
illusion	62764	62764	62764	62764	62755	62755	62755	62745	62744
invocation/evocation	62718	62718	62718	62718	62711	62711	62711	62701	62700
necromancy	62692	62692	62692	62692	62685	62685	62685	62673	62672
alteration	62844	62844	62844	62844	62833	62833	62833	62821	62820

Priest spell memorization capabilities by level and class

CLASS	casting level	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	5th	6th	7th	True dweomers
cleric	67th	12	12	11	13	13	12	10	4
druid	20th	9	9	8	10	10	9	7
paladin	9th	3	3	3	3
ranger	9th	3	3	3

Maximum priest spells memorizable within each sphere

PRIEST SPHERE	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	5th	6th	7th
all	21	21	19	23	23	21	17
animal	12	12	11	10	10	9	7
combat	15	15	14	16	13	12	10
divination	24	24	22	16	13	12	10
elemental	21	21	19	10	10	9	7
healing	24	24	22	26	23	21	17
plant	12	12	11	10	10	9	7
protection	15	15	14	16	13	12	10
weather	9	9	8	10	10	9	7
ANY OTHERS	12	12	11	13	13	12	10

Druid:  identification of plant type, animal type, and pure water; pass through overgrown areas at a normal movement rate without leaving a discernible trail; change to a reptile, bird, or mammal three times per day, each change healing 10%-60% of the damage he has sustained.

Hierophant Druid:  never ages; immune to all natural poisons; physically alter body appearence at will in one round (non-magical); hibernate; enter and survive on any of the Elemental Planes at will in 1 round.

Bard:  95% chance to climb walls, detect noise, pick pockets, and read languages; Influence non-combatants' reactions by one level by singing/playing/speaking, opponents save vs. paralyzation at -10; 150% chance to know history and background of an item; 3 rounds of inspiration out of battle for +1 to hit, +1 to saving throws, or +2 to morale for all allies within a 300' radius (lasts 30 rounds); save vs. spell to negate song/poetry or explanation/command/suggestion magic within 30 feet, if singing countersong or reciting counterpoem and doing nothing else (except perhaps a slow walk).

Thief:  x5 damage with backstab; 95% chance to pick pockets, open locks, find/remove traps, move silently, hide in shadows, detect noise, climb walls, and read languages.

Weapons Master:  use all proficient melee weapons at -2 to speed factor; use all triple-specialized ("high mastery") weapons at an additional -3 to speed factor; declare a maximum damage attack with a proficient melee weapon 97 000 times per day; hit creatures struck only by +48 499 or better weapons with a proficient melee weapon, even if the weapon is not magical; whirlwind attack with a proficient melee weapon once per day, which cannot be a maximum damage attack; -3 to initiative when wielding a proficient melee weapon and not making a whirlwind attack; cause fear in creatures of 1 hit die or less (save vs. breath weapon to negate) when wielding a proficient melee weapon; +1 to surprise; meditate like a samurai; 485 000% chance of detecting any attack from the back and treating it as a normal frontal attack.

THE UNBELIEVABLE LONG SWORD:* long sword +6, holy vorpal defender flame-tongue frost-brand sun luck blade of wounding, dancing, throwing, sharpness, thunderbolts, slaying everything (as in all of the arrows of the same name), life stealing, disruption, {red, blue, green, white, black, brass, and copper dragon slayer = "all dragon slayer"}, speed [a la Scimitar of], quickness, and nine lives stealer.  Intelligence 17, ego 84 (personality 101), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; 5 wishes.
    Languages Spoken:

                  Gold Dragon        Brownie          Shedu
Druid             Ki-rin             Elvish           Common
Thieves' Cant     Silver Dragon      Bronze Dragon

THE UNBELIEVABLE BALLISTA:* ballista +6, holy vorpal defender flame-tongue frost-brand sun blade of wounding, dancing, throwing, sharpness, thunderbolts, slaying everything, life stealing, disruption, all dragon slayer, speed [a la Crossbow of], distance, quickness, and nine lives stealer.  Intelligence 17, ego 82 (personality 99), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment.
    Languages Spoken:

Common            Klingon            Vulcan           Romulan
Ferengi           Kzinti             Gorn             Tholian
Lyran             Hydran             Orion

THE UNBELIEVABLE BROAD SWORD:* broad sword +6, holy vorpal defender flame-tongue frost-brand sun blade of wounding, dancing, throwing, sharpness, thunderbolts, slaying everything, life stealing, disruption, all dragon slayer, speed [a la Scimitar of], and nine lives stealing.  Intelligence 17, ego 82 (personality 99), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment.
    Languages Spoken:

Common            Brass Dragon       Pseudo-Dragon    Nixie
                  Gnomish            Dwarvish         
                  Copper Dragon      Pixie

THE UNBELIEVABLE DAGGER:* dagger +6, holy vorpal defender frost-brand flame-tongue sun blade of wounding, dancing, throwing, sharpness, thunderbolts, slaying everything, life stealing, disruption, all dragon slayer, speed [a la Scimitar of], speed [a la Crossbow of], distance, quickness, and nine lives stealer.  Intelligence 17, ego 81 (personality 98), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment.
    Languages Spoken:

                                     Impish           Blink Dog
                                     Orcish           Common
                                     Kobold

THE OTHER UNBELIEVABLE DAGGER:* dagger +6, holy vorpal defender frost-brand flame-tongue sun blade of wounding, dancing, throwing, sharpness, thunderbolts, slaying everything, life stealing, disruption, all dragon slayer, speed [a la Scimitar of], speed [a la Crossbow of], distance, quickness, and nine lives stealer.  Intelligence 17, ego 77 (personality 94), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment.
    Languages Spoken:

Common            Stone Giant        Frost Giant      Dryad
Lizard Man        Cloud Giant        Storm Giant      Nymph
Hill Giant        Fire Giant         Titan

THE UNBELIEVABLE PAIR OF GLOVES:* pair of gloves +6, holy vorpal defender frost-brand flame-tongue sun blades of wounding, dancing, throwing, sharpness, thunderbolts, life stealing, slaying everything, disruption, all dragon slayer, ogre power, missile snaring, speed [a la Scimitar of], quickness, and nine lives stealer.  Intelligence 17, ego 79 (personality 96), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment.
    Languages Spoken:

Common            Goblin             Hobgoblin         Bugbear
Ochre Jelly       Green Slime        Yellow Mold       Brown Mold
Gray Ooze         Black Pudding      Brain Mole

THE OTHER UNBELIEVABLE PAIR OF GLOVES:* pair of gloves +6, holy vorpal defender frost-brand flame-tongue sun blades of wounding, dancing, throwing, sharpness, thunderbolts, life stealing, slaying everything, disruption, all dragon slayer, ogre power, missile snaring, speed [a la Scimitar of], quickness, and nine lives stealer.  Intelligence 17, ego 77 (personality 94), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment.
    Languages Spoken:

Common            Thought Eater      Mind Flayer      Intellect Devourer
Blast Puppy       Couatl             Platinum Dragon  Jive
Red Dragon        White Dragon       Blue Dragon

THE UNBELIEVABLE HEAVY LANCE:* heavy lance +6, holy vorpal defender frost-brand flame-tongue sun blade of wounding, dancing, throwing, sharpness, thunderbolts, life stealing, slaying everything, disruption, all dragon slayer, speed [a la Scimitar of], quickness, and nine lives stealer.  Intelligence 17, ego 79 (personality 96), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment.
    Languages Spoken:

Common            Goblin             Hobgoblin         Bugbear
Ochre Jelly       Green Slime        Yellow Mold       Brown Mold
Gray Ooze         Black Pudding      Brain Mole

Other Weapons: maul of the titans +2, mattock of the titans +3, staff of striking +3 (25 charges), rod of lordly might (50 charges), horseman's mace +6, horseman's military pick +6, katana +6, long bow +6

THE BRACER OF UNBELIEVABLE DEFENSE:* AC 2 bracer of defense
    Psionic Empowerments: (permanently sealed)
Discipline: psychometabolism
Devotions: ALL (26)
Sciences: ALL (7)
Psionic Strength Points: 292
Intelligence: 24
Ego: 73
Alignment: lawful-good

Artifact Powers and Effects:	entry	description
Table 10: Abjurations:	13	constant minor spell turning (1d4 for max. level)
	16	constant repel insects, 10' radius
	20	constant turn wood
Table 13: Conjuration:	19	constant unseen servant
Table 15: Detection:	1	+1 to surprise rolls
	4	constant detect charm
	10	constant detect snares & pits
	16	constant infravision
	11	Detect stonework traps
Table 17: Elemental Air:	17	constant zone of sweet air (10' radius)
	19	immune to Elemental Plane of Air's environment
	20	send messages like whispering wind (at will)
Table 18: Elemental Fire:	13	immune to Elemental Plane of Fire's environment
Table 19: Elemental Water:	12	immune to Elemental Plane of Water's environment
	18	constant water walk
Table 20: Elemental Earth:	5	constant detect gems
	17	cast stoneskin (1/day)
Table 21: Enchantment/Charm:	12	gaze imbued with constant cause fear
Table 22: Fate and Fortune:	3	+1 to dicing for division of treasure
	4	improve gambling proficiency ability score by 1 point
	5	+1 to encounter reaction rolls
	6	+1 to surprise rolls
	7	-1 to initiative rolls
	8	once per game day, reroll any one die roll
	9	cause incredible coincidence once per week
	11	always find suitable work
	12	never be completely destitute
	13	always have fair sailing winds
	14	never be the target of theft, unless they're after artifact
	15	merchants never overcharge the user
	16	never get lost
	17	always sell goods at 50% greater than normal prices
	18	never go hungry
	19	always appear innocent of crimes
	20	all spells cast by user operate at maximum effect
Table 23: Healing:	1	constant accelerate healing
	19	all healing spells applied to user are doubly effective
	20	erase scars and disfigurements caused by battle (at will)
Table 24: Immunities:	3	immune to all disease, normal and magical
	4	immune to magically caused fear
	5	immune to all forms of gas
	6	immune to non-artifact charm- and hold-based effects
	7	immune to magic missile spells
	8	immune to all forms of psionics
	9	immune to all magical mental attacks
	10	immune to paralysis, hold, web, entangle, and the like
	11	immune to cold temperatures, +2 on cold saves
	12 x10	+20% magic resistance each, total +200%
	13	immune to all forms of poison
	14	immune to normal fire, +2 on magical fire saves
	15	immune to all forms of electrical attack
	16	immune to energy draining
	17	immune to illusions
	19	immune to polymorph and shape changing
	20	immune to petrification
Table 27: Movement:	4	double the normal overland movement rate
Table 28: Offensive Powers:	7	Inflict equal damage on any non-spell damage inflicter
Table 29: Nature:	7	Protect user as if a cloak of elvenkind were worn
	10	heightened sense — +1 to surprise rolls
	12	constant pass without trace
Table 31: Personal Enhancement:	1	cast alter self at will
	2	cast clairaudience at will
	3	cast clairvoyance at will
	4	constant animal friendship
	5	deeppockets, regardless of what is worn
	6	invisibility to undead
	7	constant protection from evil
	7	constant protection from good
	8	regenerate 2 h.p./turn
	9	cast feign death at will
	10	cast friends at will
	11	cast lasting breath at will
	12 x30	permanent +1 to saving throws each, total +30
	14	permanent comprehend languages at will
	15	permanent negative plane protection at will
	16	permanent speak with monsters at will
	17	permanent speak with animals at will
	18	permanent speak with plants at will
	19	permanent water breathing at will
	20	permanent ventriloquism at will
Table 32: Planar:	15	Immune to the hostile environment of one plane
	20	cast wish (1/month)
Table 33: Protections:	1 x30	AC bonus of 2 each, total AC bonus 60
	6	constant feather fall
	9	constant mind blank
	10	constant negative plane protection, no save necessary
	11	constant non-detection
	12	constant protection from normal missiles
	14	constant protection from fire

Total: 156 artifact powers.
Total value: 804 000 g.p.

Rings: x-ray vision, regeneration, vampiric regeneration, shooting stars, wizardry (1st-3rd level), wizardry (4th & 5th level), wizardry (6th & 7th level), wizardry (8th level), wizardry (9th level), swimming, air elemental command, earth elemental command, fire elemental command, water elemental command, protection +6/+1, protection +3 (5 foot radius), telekinesis (400 lbs. maximum), spell turning, free action, sustenance, truth, animal friendship, blinking, chameleon power, mind shielding, mammal control, jumping, shocking grasp, shocking grasp, and resistance to breath weapons.

	amulet of proof against detection and location
pearl of wisdom (DONE)                  cloak of protection +5
boots of speed                          helm of telepathy
boots of striding and springing         helm of teleportation
staff of power (25 charges)             scroll of 10 destructions
staff of the magi (25 charges)          two portable holes
rod of absorption (50/ 0)               crystal ball w/clairaudience
50 rods of cancellation                 2400 pearls of power:
gem of insight (DONE)                     200 add two 1st-level spells each
cube of force (36 charges)                200 add two 2nd-level spells each
stone of good luck (luckstone)            200 add two 3rd-level spells each
10 lavender-&-green ioun stones           200 add two 4th-level spells each
iridescent ioun stone                     200 add two 5th-level spells each
robe of eyes                              200 add two 6th-level spells each
white robe of the archmagi                400 add one 7th-level spell each
cloak of arachnida                        400 add one 8th-level spell each
harp of charming                          400 add one 9th-level spell each
pipes of the sewers                     cloak of displacement
horn of blasting                        scarab of protection +2
drums of panic                          gauntlets of dexterity (DONE)
lyre of building                        necklace of adaptation
dust of appearance (50 containers)      helm of brilliance
dust of disappearance (50 flasks)       sphere of annihilation
talisman of the sphere (110%)           scarab versus all golems
white powder philosopher's stone        5 crystalline salt philosopher's stones
amulet of extension (14 levels/day)     amulet of metaspell influence
amulet of far reaching (14 levels/day)  amulet of magic resistance (30%, all)
fur of warmth                           robe of stars
gem of retaliation                      glass of preserved words
2 hourglasses of fire and ice           talisman of memorization (levels 1-8)
scarab of uncertainty                   tome of mystical equations
periapt of proof against poison +4      cube of frost resistance

Name: The Unbelievable Brownie
Original name: Homer
Strength: 25*
Intelligence: 25
Wisdom: 25
Dexterity: 25
Consitution: 25
Charisma: 25 (+14 reac.)
Hit dice: 15
Hit points: 196
Armor Class: -26 (no rear AC)
Weapons: The Unbelievable Short Sword, The Other Unbelievable Short Sword
THAC0: -8
Attacks per round: 15
Damage per attack: 22-34
Saving throws: As a 15th-level fighter, +14
Surprised: never
Movement rate on foot: 240

Permanent Potions: Speed#, Climbing, ESP#, clairvoyance#, clairaudience#, fire resistance#, oil of slipperiness, invulnerability#, polymorph self, flying#, philter of persuasiveness#, heroism, heroism, heroism, heroism, heroism, super heroism, super heroism#   [# = 150% effectiveness]

Languages: Brownie, Elvish, Pixieish, Sprite, Halfling, Common

Permanent Spells: comprehend languages, protection from evil, protection from normal missiles, detect invisibility, detect magic, detect good, detect evil, tongues, infravision, read magic, unseen servant, protection from good.

Psionics (Wild Talents):

• Psionic Strength Points: 3566
• Devotions:
  • Clairsentience: ALL
  • Psychokinesis: ALL
  • Psychometabolism: ALL
  • Psychoportation: ALL
  • Telepathy: ALL
  • Metapsionics: ALL
• Sciences:
  • Clairsentience: ALL
  • Psychokinesis: ALL
  • Psychometabolism: ALL
  • Psychoportation: ALL
  • Telepathy: ALL
  • Metapsionics: ALL

THE UNBELIEVABLE SHORT SWORD:* short sword +6, vorpal defender frost-brand flame-tongue sun luckblade of wounding, dancing, throwing, hurling, sharpness, thunderbolts, life stealing, disruption, slaying everything, all dragon slayer, speed [a la Scimitar of], quickness, and nine lives stealing.  Intelligence 17, ego 84 (personality 101), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment; 5 wishes.
    Languages Spoken:

                  Gold Dragon        Brownie          Shedu
Druid             Ki-rin             Elvish           Common
Thieves' Cant     Silver Dragon      Bronze Dragon

THE OTHER UNBELIEVABLE SHORT SWORD:* short sword +6, vorpal defender frost-brand flame-tongue sun blade of wounding, dancing, throwing, hurling, sharpness, thunderbolts, life stealing, disruption, slaying everything, all dragon slayer, speed [a la Scimitar of], quickness, and nine lives stealing.  Intelligence 17, ego 84 (personality 101), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, lawful-good alignment.
    Languages Spoken:

                  Gold Dragon        Brownie          Shedu
Druid             Ki-rin             Elvish           Common
Thieves' Cant     Silver Dragon      Bronze Dragon

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