Dirk the Destructive

(uses post-Unearthed-Arcana 1st Edition rules)

Character class: Anti-Paladin
Experience Level: 20th
Secondary skill: farmer/gardener
Race: Human
Alignment: chaotic evil
Place of origin: Central Earth
Birth date: 19 years before the IUDC
Hair color: black
Eye color: dark brown
Sex: M
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 177 lbs, not including equipment
Compatriots: Peter Perfect
Place of residence: small keep
City of residence: somewhere other than Town

Base movement base: 12"
Movement base with boots of speed: 24"
Movement base adjustments: x2.5 from permanent potion of speed at 150% effectiveness.
Movement base after adjustments: 60"

Character Abilities
Strength: 25 with girdle of titan strength
Intelligence: 18
Wisdom: 19
Dexterity: 19
Constitution: 18
Charisma: 18

Saving Throws

Base saves:
- Paralyzation, Poison, or Death Magic: 3
- Perification or Polymorph: 4
- Rod, Staff, or Wand: 5
- Breath Weapon: 4
- Spells: 6
- Magic that normally allows no saving throw: 20
General adjustments:
- +3 (in a 5' radius) from ring of protection
- +5 from cloak of protection
- +1 from luck blade
- +1 from stone of good luck
- +2 from I:GG
- +2 from being an anti-paladin
- +3 from permanent potion of invulnerability at 150% effectiveness
- +1 vs. magic from scarab of protection
Saves after general adjustments:
- Paralyzation, Poison, or Death Magic: -14
- Perification or Polymorph: -13
- Rod, Staff, or Wand: -12
- Breath Weapon: -13
- Spells: -12
- Magic that normally allows no saving throw: 3
Special Adjustments: +5 vs. Dexterity-based saves, +4 vs. will force, +6 if armor applies, +4 vs. poison, +3 to anyone else within a 5' radius.

Immunities: (source)

gas of any type (I:EE)

all forms of mental and psionic attack (V:EE)

illusion (being a subclass of cavalier)

fear (being a subclass of cavalier)

disease (being an anti-paladin)

Resistances: (source)

50% magic in a 5' radius (unholy sword)

90% mind magic (being a subclass of cavalier)

continuous protection from good in a 1" radius (being an anti-paladin)

Languages: common, chaotic evil, thieves' cant,

Psionics
Attack strength without adjustments: 176
Defense strength without adjustments: 176
Adjustments to psionic strength:

+40 psionic strength points from helm of telepathy

+50 psionic strength points from the 5 dull gray ioun stones
Total attack strength: 266
Total defense strength: 266
Attack modes: all
Defense modes: all
+4 with psionic attacks, due to helm of telepathy
Major disciplines: ALL (except telempathic projection)
Minor disciplines: ALL (except empathy)

Weapons of proficiency: 12
Non-proficiency penalty: -2
Cavalier weapons of cloice: heavy lance, longsword, horseman's flail

Combat
Armor worn: full plate + shield
Base Armor Class: 0
Base shieldless Armor Class: 1
Armor Class adjustment due to dexterity: +5
Armor Class adjustments due to magic:

+6 from full plate armor's plus

+1 from shield's plus

+5 from cloak of protection

+2 from I:GG

+3 from permanent potion of invulnerability at 150% effectiveness

+2 from boots of speed

+1 from ???
Total Armor Class adjustment due to magic: +20
Rear Armor Class: -16
Shieldless Armor Class: -23
Armor Class: -25
To-hit adjustments: +4 with missiles from dexterity, +7 in melee from girdle of titan strength; attacks as though level 21 while mounted; +4 with mounted lance, +3 with longsword or horseman's flail.
Damage adjustments: +1 with unmounted lance, +20 with mounted lance; +14 from girdle or permanent potion of titan strength.
Hit point adjustment due to constitution: +4 per level
Hit die type: d10
Hit points: 159
Special adjustments: regenerate 1 h.p. per turn, or 1/2 melee attack damage.
Dexterity adjustment for surprise: +4
Base attacks per round with a weapon of choice: 3
Base attacks per round with other melee weapons: 2 (1 in the off-hand)
Attacks per round adjustments: x2.5 from permanent potion of speed at 150% effectiveness.

Total wealth as coins/gems: 1,510,122 g.p.
Experience points: 3,256,873 (would be 3,582,560 with pre-UA +10% bonus)

Permanent spells: comprehend langauges, detect evil, detect invisibility, detect magic, infravision, protection from normal missiles, read magic, tongues, and unseen servant.

Permanent potions: clairaudience#, clairvoyance#, climbing, good dragon control#, fire resistance#, invulnerability#, philter of persuasiveness#, polymorph (self), speed#, titan strength, and water breathing.
(# = at 150% effectiveness)

Spells Memorized by level

CLASS casting level 1st 2nd 3rd 4th

clerical 20th 6 5 4 5

Spells Memorized by level
CLASS	casting level	1st	2nd	3rd	4th
clerical	20th	6	5	4	5

Other anti-paladin powers:

Cause 40 hit points of damage once per day by laying on hands

Cause disease 4 times per week

Cause fear in a 1" radius

stay conscious down to -17 hit points

Dirk the Destructive's Items

Magic Weapons: +6 unholy avenger longsword, +5 long bow, 12 +4 arrows, +6 unholy avenger dagger, +1 heavy horse lance, +2 horseman's flail, +1 luck blade (5 wishes).

Artifacts:

The Iron Flask of Tuerny the Merciless: (just what is a "nycadaemon," anyway?)

Artifact Powers and Effects: entry description

Table I: Minor benign powers: EE Possessor immune to gas of any type

OO Ultravision when held or worn

GG Protection +2 when held or worn

Table III: Minor malevolent effects: F Holy water within 10' of item becomes polluted

Table V: Prime powers: EE Total immunity from all forms of mental and psionic attacks

Table VI: Side effects: L Limited omniscience: ask DM 1 question per game day

Artifact Powers and Effects:	entry	description
Table I: Minor benign powers:	EE	Possessor immune to gas of any type
	OO	Ultravision when held or worn
	GG	Protection +2 when held or worn
Table III: Minor malevolent effects:	F	Holy water within 10' of item becomes polluted
Table V: Prime powers:	EE	Total immunity from all forms of mental and psionic attacks
Table VI: Side effects:	L	Limited omniscience: ask DM 1 question per game day

Other Magic Items:

5 dull gray ioun stones            vampiric ring of regeneration
ring of regeneration               +5 cloak of protection
ring of spell turning              3 rods of cancellation
10 lavender and green ioun stones  portable hole
+6 full plate armor                girdle of titan strength
boots of speed                     stone of good luck
scarab of protection               helm of brilliance
+1 shield                          ring of protection +3 (5' radius)
periapt of proof vs. poison +4     helm of telepathy
amulet of proof against detection and location

Mundane Items:

long sword & scabbard              dagger & scabbard
deadly insinuative poison          horseman's flail
heavy lance                        3 flasks of oil
leather backpack                   iron rations
belladona                          bullseye lantern
50 feet of rope                    quiver with 14 arrows
tinder box                         4 silver arrows
long bow                           small keep
waterskin w/ 1 quart of water

Warhorse
Type: heavy
Hit dice: 5+5
Hit points: 35
Armor: +5 plate barding
Armor class: -7
Attacks per round: 3
Damage per attack: 1-8/1-8/1-3
Movement base: 20"

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