Wierd Dough

(uses pre-Unearthed-Arcana 1st Edition rules)

Wierd Dough's symbol (pendant)

Character class: Magic-user
Experience Level: 49th
Secondary skill: teamster
Race: Human
Alignment: chaotic-good
Patron Deity: himself
Religion: atheist
Place of origin: Central Earth
Birth date: 40-41 years before the IUDC
Hair color: dark brown (same as his beard)
Eye color: brown
Sex: M
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 145 lbs, not including equipment
Enemies: anything from hell, nasty magic-user guilds
Place of residence: Wierd Dough's college of magic, which is a stronghold that cost him half a million gold pieces to build.
City of residence: Town

Base movement base: 12"
Movement base with boots of speed: 24"
Movement base adjustments: x2.5 from permanent potion of speed at 150% effectiveness, x16 from II:O taken 4 times.
Movement base after adjustments: 960"

Character Abilities
Strength: 12
Intelligence: 24
Wisdom: 18
Dexterity: 19
Constitution: 16
Charisma: 18

Saving Throws

Base saves:
- Paralyzation, Poison, or Death Magic: 8
- Perification or Polymorph: 5
- Rod, Staff, or Wand: 3
- Breath Weapon: 7
- Spells: 4
- Magic that normally allows no saving throw: 20
General adjustments:
- +3 (in a 5' radius) from ring of protection
- +4 from cloak of protection
- +1 from luck blade dagger
- +1 from stone of good luck
- +4 from I:GG taken twice
- +2 from staff of power
- +2 vs. magic from staff of the magi
- +1 vs. magic from scarab of protection
Saves after general adjustments:
- Paralyzation, Poison, or Death Magic: -3
- Perification or Polymorph: -6
- Rod, Staff, or Wand: -8
- Breath Weapon: -4
- Spells: -11
- Magic that normally allows no saving throw: 2
Special Adjustments: +5 vs. Dexterity-based saves, +4 vs. will force, +4 vs. poison (periapt), -2 vs. poison (II:L), +3 to anyone else within a 5' radius, +8 vs. fire (helm), -2 vs. fire, petrification, water, and electricity.

Immunities: (source)

fire/heat within a 20' radius (V:DD)

fear (I:DD)

disease (I:CC)

gas (I:EE)

charm/hold spells (I:SS)

all forms of mental and psionic attack (V:EE)

Magic Resistance: 5% from robe of the archmagi, +30% when in contact with familiar.

Languages: common, chaotic good, elvish, orcish, thieves' cant,

Psionics
Attack strength without adjustments: 189
Defense strength without adjustments: 189
Adjustments to psionic strength:

+40 psionic strength points from helm of telepathy

+50 psionic strength points from the 5 dull gray ioun stones
Total attack strength: 279
Total defense strength: 279
Attack modes: A, C, E
Defense modes: F, G, H, J
+4 to psionic attacks from helm of telepathy
Major disciplines: ALL
Minor disciplines: ALL (except body weaponry)

Weapons of proficiency: 7
Non-proficiency penalty: -5
Chosen weapons of proficiency: dagger, dart, staff

Combat
Armor worn: bracers of defense
Base Armor Class: 2
Armor Class adjustment due to dexterity: +5
Armor Class adjustments due to magic:

+6 from ring of protection

+4 from cloak of protection

+4 from I:GG taken twice (not factored in below)

+2 from staff of power

+2 from boots of speed (not factored in below)
Total Armor Class adjustment due to magic: +12
Rear Armor Class: -8
Armor Class: -15
To-hit adjustments: +4 with missiles from dexterity.
Damage adjustments: +2 from II:UU, +3-17 from II:D; total: +2 (+2d8+1).
Hit point adjustment due to constitution: +2 per level
Hit die type: d4
Hit points: 180, not including the special adjustment(s) below
Special adjustment(s): +10 hit points from familiar
Dexterity adjustment for surprise: +4
Base attacks per round with a melee weapon: 1
Attacks per round adjustments: x2.5 from permanent potion of speed at 150% effectiveness.

Total wealth as coins/gems: 7,024,699 g.p.
Experience points: 13,327,273 / +10% = 14,660,000

Permanent spells: comprehend langauges, detect evil, detect good, detect invisibility, detect magic, infravision, protection from evil, protection from good, protection from normal missiles, read magic, tongues, and unseen servant.

Permanent potions: all animal control#, clairaudience#, clairvoyance#, climbing#, evil dragon control#, ESP#, elf half-elf & human control#, philter of persuasiveness#, polymorph (self), speed#, treasure finding#, and water breathing.
(# = at 150% effectiveness)

Spells Memorized by level

CLASS 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th

magic-user 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26

Spells Memorized by level
CLASS	1st	2nd	3rd	4th	5th	6th	7th	8th	9th
magic-user	26	26	26	26	26	26	26	26	26

Wierd Dough's Items

Rings: x-ray vision, warmth, protection +6/+1, shooting stars, spell turning, 8 wishes, air elemental command, earth elemental command, water elemental command, fire elemental command, protection +3 (5 foot radius), telekinesis (400 lbs. maximum), wizardry (1st-3rd), wizardry (4th & 5th), wizardry (6th & 7th), wizardry (8th), wizardry (9th).

Scrolls:

magic missile, magic missile, and magic missile

dimension door, wall of ice, and polymorph self

passwall

Otto's irresistible dance, Bigby's clenched fist, mass charm, monster summoning VI, incendiary cloud, power word: blind, and polymorph any object

protection from shape-changers

protection from elementals

EXCALIBUR: +6 dagger of sharpness. Intelligence 17, ego 14 (personality 31), speech and telepathy, read languages, read magic, chaotic-neutral alignment.
Languages Spoken: Chaotic-Neutral, plus 10 others.

Primary Abilities:
detect "elevator"/shifting rooms/walls in a 1" radius
detect sloping passages in a 1" radius
detect gems, kind and number, in a 1" radius

Extraordinary Power:
clairaudience thrice per day, 3" range, one round per use

Other Weapons: +1 dagger of venom, +1 luck blade dagger (4 wishes), dagger +2/+3 vs. larger than man-sized opponents, 25 +3 darts, staff of striking (24 charges), mithril dagger (non-throwing), +5 dagger, blaster rifle, hand "laser", needler pistol.

Artifacts:

The Horn of Geryon

The Rod of Dispater

The Rod of Asmodeus

The Orb of the Hatchling:

Artifact Powers and Effects: entry description

Table I: Minor benign powers: L Detect charm — 3 times/day

E Clairaudience (when touched to the ear)

II Sanctuary when held or worn — 1 time/day

Artifact Powers and Effects:	entry	description
Table I: Minor benign powers:	L	Detect charm — 3 times/day
	E	Clairaudience (when touched to the ear)
	II	Sanctuary when held or worn — 1 time/day

The Orb of the Wyrmkin:

Artifact Powers and Effects: entry description

Table I: Minor benign powers: V Invisibility (improved) — 3 times/day

Z Mind blank — 3 times/day

Table II: Major benign powers: I Cure blindness by touch

Artifact Powers and Effects:	entry	description
Table I: Minor benign powers:	V	Invisibility (improved) — 3 times/day
	Z	Mind blank — 3 times/day
Table II: Major benign powers:	I	Cure blindness by touch

The Orb of the Dragonette:

Artifact Powers and Effects: entry description

Table I: Minor benign powers: R Find traps — 3 times/day

B Animate dead (1 figure) (by touch) — 7 times/week

DD Possessor immune to fear

Table II: Major benign powers: D Bless (by touch)

Table III: Minor malevolent effects: S User's sex changes

Artifact Powers and Effects:	entry	description
Table I: Minor benign powers:	R	Find traps — 3 times/day
	B	Animate dead (1 figure) (by touch) — 7 times/week
	DD	Possessor immune to fear
Table II: Major benign powers:	D	Bless (by touch)
Table III: Minor malevolent effects:	S	User's sex changes

The Orb of the Dragon:

Artifact Powers and Effects: entry description

Table I: Minor benign powers: CC Possessor immune to disease

MM Speak with plants — 7 times/week

T Hypnotic pattern (when moved) — 3 times/day

W Know alignment when held and ordered — 1 time/day

Table II: Major benign powers: O Double movement speed (on foot)

Table III: Minor malevolent effects: V Weight loss of 5-30 pounds

Artifact Powers and Effects:	entry	description
Table I: Minor benign powers:	CC	Possessor immune to disease
	MM	Speak with plants — 7 times/week
	T	Hypnotic pattern (when moved) — 3 times/day
	W	Know alignment when held and ordered — 1 time/day
Table II: Major benign powers:	O	Double movement speed (on foot)
Table III: Minor malevolent effects:	V	Weight loss of 5-30 pounds

The Orb of the Great Serpent:

Artifact Powers and Effects: entry description

Table I: Minor benign powers: J Cure light wounds — 7 times/week

FF Possessor need neither eat nor drink for up to 1 week

EE Possessor immune to gas of any type

Table II: Major benign powers: EE Phantasmal killer — 1 time/day

O Double movement speed (on foot)

Table III: Minor malevolent effects: T Wart appears on possessor's nose

Table VI: Side effects: P Whenever the prime power is used the possessor must save versus magic or lose 1 level of experience

Artifact Powers and Effects:	entry	description
Table I: Minor benign powers:	J	Cure light wounds — 7 times/week
	FF	Possessor need neither eat nor drink for up to 1 week
	EE	Possessor immune to gas of any type
Table II: Major benign powers:	EE	Phantasmal killer — 1 time/day
	O	Double movement speed (on foot)
Table III: Minor malevolent effects:	T	Wart appears on possessor's nose
Table VI: Side effects:	P	Whenever the prime power is used the possessor must save versus magic or lose 1 level of experience

The Orb of the Firedrake:

Artifact Powers and Effects: entry description

Table I: Minor benign powers: SS Wearer immune to charm or hold spells

GG x2 Protection +2 when held or worn each, total +4

Table II: Major benign powers: J Cure disease by touch

O Double movement speed (on foot)

LL Suggestion — 2 times/day

Table III: Minor malevolent effects: S User's sex changes

W Yearning for item forces possessor to never be away from it for more than 1 day if at all possible

Table VI: Side effects: C Fear reaction possible in any creature within 20' of the item whenever a major or primary power is used; all, including possessor, must save versus magic or flee in panic

Artifact Powers and Effects:	entry	description
Table I: Minor benign powers:	SS	Wearer immune to charm or hold spells
	GG x2	Protection +2 when held or worn each, total +4
Table II: Major benign powers:	J	Cure disease by touch
	O	Double movement speed (on foot)
	LL	Suggestion — 2 times/day
Table III: Minor malevolent effects:	S	User's sex changes
	W	Yearning for item forces possessor to never be away from it for more than 1 day if at all possible
Table VI: Side effects:	C	Fear reaction possible in any creature within 20' of the item whenever a major or primary power is used; all, including possessor, must save versus magic or flee in panic

The Orb of the Elder Wyrm:

Artifact Powers and Effects: entry description

Table I: Minor benign powers: TT Wearer immune to magic missiles

XX Zombie animation — 1 time/week

F Clairvoyance (when touched to the eyes)

D Bless (by touch)

Table II: Major benign powers: K Dimension door — 2 times/day

UU Weapon damage is +2 hit points

M Dispel illusion upon command — 2 times/day

Table III: Minor malevolent effects: M Sense of smell lost for 2-8 hours when first used against an enemy

N Small fires (torches, et al.) extinguished when major power used

Table IV: Major malevolent effects: K Lose 1 point of constitution permanently

Table V: Prime powers: HH(4) Cast 1st, 2nd, and 3rd level spells simultaneously

Table VI: Side effects: N Whenever any power of the item is used, temperature within a 6" radius is raised 20°-50° F. for 2-8 turns (moves with item)

Artifact Powers and Effects:	entry	description
Table I: Minor benign powers:	TT	Wearer immune to magic missiles
	XX	Zombie animation — 1 time/week
	F	Clairvoyance (when touched to the eyes)
	D	Bless (by touch)
Table II: Major benign powers:	K	Dimension door — 2 times/day
	UU	Weapon damage is +2 hit points
	M	Dispel illusion upon command — 2 times/day
Table III: Minor malevolent effects:	M	Sense of smell lost for 2-8 hours when first used against an enemy
	N	Small fires (torches, et al.) extinguished when major power used
Table IV: Major malevolent effects:	K	Lose 1 point of constitution permanently
Table V: Prime powers:	HH(4)	Cast 1st, 2nd, and 3rd level spells simultaneously
Table VI: Side effects:	N	Whenever any power of the item is used, temperature within a 6" radius is raised 20°-50° F. for 2-8 turns (moves with item)

The Orb of the Eternal Grand Dragon:

Artifact Powers and Effects: entry description

Table I: Minor benign powers: VV Wizard lock — 7 times/week

QQ Water breathing upon command

HH Remove fear by touch

K (15') Darkness (15' radius) — 3 times/day

Table II: Major benign powers: GG Regenerate 2 h.p./turn (but not if killed)

WW Wizard eye — 2 times/day

O Double movement speed (on foot)

Table III: Minor malevolent effects: L Saving throws versus poison are at -2

T Wart appears on possessor's nose

Table IV: Major malevolent effects: V User becomes berserk and attacks creatures within 20' randomly (check each round) for 5-20 rounds

Table V: Prime powers: DD Total fire/heat resistance for all creatures within 20' of the item

EE Total immunity from all forms of mental and psionic attacks

Table VI: Side effects: D Fumble reaction possible in any creature within 20' of the item whenever a major or primary power is used; all, including possessor, must save versus magic

Artifact Powers and Effects:	entry	description
Table I: Minor benign powers:	VV	Wizard lock — 7 times/week
	QQ	Water breathing upon command
	HH	Remove fear by touch
	K (15')	Darkness (15' radius) — 3 times/day
Table II: Major benign powers:	GG	Regenerate 2 h.p./turn (but not if killed)
	WW	Wizard eye — 2 times/day
	O	Double movement speed (on foot)
Table III: Minor malevolent effects:	L	Saving throws versus poison are at -2
	T	Wart appears on possessor's nose
Table IV: Major malevolent effects:	V	User becomes berserk and attacks creatures within 20' randomly (check each round) for 5-20 rounds
Table V: Prime powers:	DD	Total fire/heat resistance for all creatures within 20' of the item
	EE	Total immunity from all forms of mental and psionic attacks
Table VI: Side effects:	D	Fumble reaction possible in any creature within 20' of the item whenever a major or primary power is used; all, including possessor, must save versus magic

Other Magic Items:

cube of force (36 charges)         bracers of defense (AC 2)
manual of flesh golems             robe of eyes
helm of brilliance                 5 dull gray ioun stones
9 pearls of power (2 1-6, 1 7-9)   wand of secret door and trap location (90 ch.)
scarab of protection               wand of metal and mineral detection (96 ch.)
stone of good luck                 wand of fire (90 charges)
crystal ball with clairaudience    wand of frost (86 charges)
periapt of proof vs. poison +4     wand of lightning (100 charges)
rug of welcome                     wand of illusion (87 charges)
mirror of life trapping            wand of paralyzation (81 charges)
mirror of mental prowess           wand of polymorphing (91 charges)
censer controlling air elementals  reverse eyes of petrification
bowl commanding water elementals   hole of portability
brazier of commanding fire elem.s  gauntlets of dexterity (55%/52%)
stone of controlling earth elem.s  boots of speed
rope of climbing                   carpet of flying (42")
+4 cloak of protection             white robe of the archmagi
sphere of annihilation             talisman of the sphere (140%)
eyes of charming                   Quaal's feather token (swan boat)
helm of underwater action          dust of disappearence (1 container)
potion of heroism                  staff of command (22 charges)
staff of power (23 charges)        staff of the magi (20 charges)
3 continual light flashlights (2 radius, 1 beam)
figurine of wondrous power (African marble elephant)
amulet of proof against detection and location

Mundane Items:

10 foot pole                       7 foot staff
wolvesbane                         dagger & scabbard
belladona                          garlic
32 darts                           vial of poison
leather backpack                   water wine skin w/ 1 quart of water
iron rations                       500,000 g.p. stronghold
small keep

Wierd Dough's Familiar

Type: pseudo-dragon
Hit dice: 2
Hit points: 10
Armor class: 2
Attacks per round: 1, at +4 to hit
Damage per attack: 1-3 plus poison
Movement base: 6" walking, 24" flying

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